How to eat candy corn

  1. Bite the white tip off, and eat that with only your front two teeth.
  2. Slowly nibble away at the orange, literally carving it with a tooth to fully appreciate the waxy texture.
  3. Put the whole yellow bit on your tongue and leave it there for a few seconds, then eat it with your back molars so they can get some of the flavor too.
  4. Eat way to many then puke them all back up.
  5. Repeat! (Hopefully not with the ones you just threw up. But hey, I don’t judge!)

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